The Sisterhood of the Blade rules Medalon with an iron first, an iron fist clad in the steel gauntlet of the Defenders.This is the book that is being given away at the con registration. With cover copy like this, it's understandable why they are giving it away. This sentence could be used to scare small children.
So, your task, if you'd like is to make this sentence even more egregiously bad. Three requirements: 1) It should still possibly be cover text; 2) There should be no misspellings and 3) It should remain grammatical.