Some of my favorites:
25. The green elf does not need food badly.
57. In the middle of a black op I cannot ask a guard to validate parking.
171. My character's dying words are not allowed to be "Hastur, Hastur, Hastur"
198. Not allowed to steal my own soul.
209. My Paladin's heraldry is not a smiley face.
224. I cannot insinuate elf chicks are all easy, even though you never hear about a half gnome do you?