In other news, I saw Pimphats.com off of grrwoo's journal and was both amused and rather tempted.
Speaking of feeling better, there is this site on lingam gnosis, the ancient art of penis reading. Need I say that this is not work safe?
Finally, in a test from lysana, I appear to be Canada: (graphic of flag elided; you know what it looks like)
People make fun of you a lot, but they're stupid because you've got a much better life than they do. In fact, they're probably just jealous. You believe in crazy things like human rights and health care and not dying in the streets, and you end up securing these rights for yourself and others. If it weren't for your weird affection for ice hockey, you'd be the perfect person.
Take the Country Quiz at the Blue Pyramid.