I had to share the following subject lines with you:
Satisfy your lover with your penis gunplay
fill up her minefield
spank unsuspecting men
I just don't know what to say about this one. The best I can come up with is the idea of going off half-cocked.
If she's placed explosives on her body, she might be trying to tell you something.
I'm trying to imagine this situation. You're strapped to the rack; the last thing you expect is to be spanked?