Torin/Darren WhoEver (wolfieboy) wrote,
Torin/Darren WhoEver

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Thought of the Day from my Mom

My mom sent me something rather unusual for her:
Thought of the Day
Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where you get shitty ideas from.
It's oddly appropriate since I've had significant gas both yesterday and today. Today, I received a note that said "Will you please not pass gas in the office? We find it offensive." Oops. I suspect that since I do this at my desk and not at meetings and such that I had an "event" that was loud enough to be heard and I offended. Oops. While I won't become an advocate for a fart-free workplace, I can understand that some would find it offensive and would prefer not to encounter it. Oh well. Life goes on.

P.S. It was an unusual message since usually she is sending me political diatribes that I have strong disagreements with. I've argued with my mom about them but it seems to do nothing but get both of us pissed off.
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