Torin/Darren WhoEver (wolfieboy) wrote,
Torin/Darren WhoEver
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Lists of things -not- to do

We had a company meeting announced about 45 minutes before it was due to happen. I spent part of that time reading The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army. My favorite and the one that I think really seems like it was designed for me was:
87. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
Well, as we are waiting in a *really* packed room for the meeting to start, I thought of things that might cause the creation of such a list for me:
  1. Have a whispered conversation where I let some of it be overheard: "mumble, mumble which 10% of us are allowed to mumble, mumble"
  2. Inflate a beach ball and toss it into the crowd
I had some others but I no longer remember them.
No, I'm not going to say what the meeting was about except to say that it had nothing to do with the performance of the company and nobody lost their jobs.
Tags: humour, links, skippy's list
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