I was in a room adjacent to the break room at my work where I could make phone calls without disturbing people. I was on hold when I heard someone talking sotto voce so of course I listened in more intently. Unfortunately, I didn't recognize either of the voices nor the name.
First Voice is using a variety of metaphors to tell Second Voice that Other Person is gay. The most amusing one that I heard was, "He elects to receive for the home team." We proceed with the rest of the conversation.
First Voice: Dammit. I'm trying to say that Other Person is gay!
Second Voice: Other Person can't be gay.
First Voice: Why not?
Second Voice: Because I've never seen him at the meetings.
First Voice: What meetings??
Second Voice: The monthly meeting that all gays go to so we can advance the Homosexual Agenda.
First Voice: You mean you're gay? And I've been seen talking to you???
The voices went away after that. I wish I knew more about this but I was vastly amused anyway...